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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In October, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In January, I sacrificed
prettyarbitrary to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I recruited
boycalledmuse as a new cultist (30 points). In May, I stopped
t0tem7 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).
In short, I have been very good (710 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
aerdran
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